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Teacher stares at me... I stare at him too..
Teacher:"Hey, girl, you talk alot."
Me:"NO!"
Teacher:"Can't you stop talking?"
Me:"I'm not talking anymore. Look, the others are talking also!"
Teacher:"But you talk the loudest."
Me:"*speechless*"
Class:"*laughs*"

Aw!! Kena tembak by cikgu! How much more embarassing can it be??
Later..
Teacher:"eh, girl, since you like to talk, come here and read this in front of the whole class."
Me:*walks out and starts reading, once done, walks back."
Teacher:"Ok? Stop talking girl."

Later still..
Teacher:"Where's the monitor?? copy this girl's name."
Me:"WHY??!!"*was just sharing secrets among each other, super softly*faints**
Teacher:"I wanna give it to the principal."
I gave up, and chose to just shut up.
Well, he didn't manage to hand in my name also...too bad...*I sound so evil!* but i just can't help it.. I'm sorry.... But, I'm not noisy also!! well, i did talk, how can you not talk, right?? But I wasn't the noisest!! *am I?*haha! no idea...

Oh ya,I saw this blonde joke online... and it's.. haha.. funny!

I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
Haha... funny! funny! I know you're laughing, or maybe smiling... hehe.. weee!! funny right... ^^